- I learned about twitter from A.R., now I’m learning about A.R. from twitter
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- My mom is calling holding the phone up to her computer so I can diagnose the “running water sound” coming from her hard drive
- Real coders write their own networking stacks. On punch cards.
- Coffee and email. The breakfast of champions.
- Is Obama’s favorite vegetable Barackoli?
- if there was a way to bribe a 6 month old to sleep, I’d be in.
- I think my brain just shut down, can someone check for me?
- They instantly forget about you as soon as you disappear from their sight.
- Normal people don’t work weekends.
- “It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see…” ~Henry David Thoreau
- I miss u less and less everyday. Stream of whiskey’s helped to wash u away
- The prize is the journey.
- A single’s misery: Orgasm in sleep, would rather a woman anytime. FAAAAARRRRKK.
- Brain refreshed + refueled via more coffee!
- no conzco a nadie que mienta como tú, con tanta disciplina, presición y sinceridad.
- Put your Mac down and stay still!
- If science were really smart then being healthy would taste like chocolate.
- Why is it that every morning lately has felt like a Monday morning?
