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“Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb ass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.”

I’m a time-traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.

I rock one glove. I’m just like Michael Jackson. Minus the monkey. WANTED: ONE MONKEY

I believe that 90% of the Japanese Twitter users with cute and/or female avatars are middle-aged male IT engineers

Well maybe the really cute Japanese girls on Twitter are using pictures of tired, balding Japanese businessmen as avatars. Pictures of dad.

Just noticed that my watch has died… not sure when it happened though. Oh wait, 9:12PM last night. That’s right… it’s a watch…
Meetings don’t even qualify as work: actually they’re a waste of time you get paid for

It is a shame the horny chihuahua is so very evil…

Better enjoy this sunshine while it lasts. Looks like plenty of rain is on the horizon.

Look closely at the most embarrassing details and amplify.

Unreliability you can count on.

Sometimes the hardest part of programming is finding the right words for what you know you can express. (Same as with love!)

Says she don’t know me by my name, she just know me by my AIM.

Pourquoi faire simple, quand on peut faire compliqué?

Citrus-flavoured toothpaste is just wrong.

I saw a homeless guy playing a PSP.

You’ve won for now, Consciousness!

• Secretly, the reason I hate overhearing people is that almost inevitably I think they’re stupid, and then I realize I’m a terrible person.
• Moldy Carp! Baker’s Square has ALL YOU CAN EAT PIE!!! For $5.99!!! In my wildest childhood dreams I couldn’t have imagined such awesomeness!
• I woke up this morning singing Like a Virgin. What’s up with that?
• It’s official. My life needs more Chewbacca.
• OH, salon: (lady) How much would you charge to do my hair when I die? (stylist) [pause]. Half price. Because I’d only have to do the front.
• Drinking latté from styrofoam (!) cup while sneering at pro-nukes wired piece. My carbon footprint just swallowed my righteousness.
• Friday: a day when we try our hardest not to do any work.
• Yet another reason for black coffee.
• I know men who wear makeup.
• Mantra: ALWAYS back up
• I think the self proclaimed mind-reader at the market actually likes me now… makes me feel much better about my karma.
• 4 hours had better be enough to get me through this mess.
• I am like your imaginary friend, except I am real.
• Look I made a frog…  .:-:. How cool is that!!!!!
• Dead yesterdays and unborn tomorrows. Why fret we, if today be sweet.
• One Liner: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired!
• I think kids should take twitter classes to learn how to be concise. World would be more efficient.
• If yes, then – WHY?
• Finishing breakfast and preparing to head in, hoping being in the office doesn’t make my brain turn off like it often seems to.
• I tweet, therefore I am.
• My brain is yawning.
• ¿Cómo le hace la gente para embarazarse hoy en día?
• Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway!
• One Liner: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• OneLiner: Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving!
• A good night’s sleep, but still haunted by a few clouds of melancholy.